Drabbles

–Look, I’m not a terrorist.

~Yeah, but if you were, where would you put the bomb?

–I dunno. I never thought about setting bombs off in public. Certianly not here.

~Come on. Not even once?

–Not even once– what is this? Why are you questioning me? What’s wrong with you?

~Just conducting research, I assure–

–Where’s your badgge? What department are you?

~Here. Look, we’re just trying to–

–What on earth could Homland Security want to speak to me for? In public? Are you trying to find scapegoats?

~No. We’re just stuck. I’ve orders to crowdsource the bomb’s location, sir.